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Where can I find that video of the mtv awards where Billy Bob Thorton says he just had sex with Angelina Jolie? he says it on the red carpet that they just did it in the limo. | | Lmfoa! Are You Trying To Beat Off To That Video YOU LIL NASTY | IS THIS ANGELINA JOLIE HAVING SEX ON TAPE ? THIS IS THE VIDEO WTF IS IT REAL doiop.com/swegirllivehd | | No man don't joke with that the real sex tape of angelina jolie is on www.kinkycelebrityvideos.com | Who was your first same sex crush? I know I’m going to sound like a dork for saying this but here goes, my first female crush was…Lara Croft, the actual video game character not Angelina Jolie, even though she is like the hottest woman in the world. Yes, Miss Croft will always have a little piece of my heart. | Lara croft is very hot. The first person i had a crush on in real life was my teacher.
I watched a film called lost and delirious, the woman who played paulie has to be the hottest girl i ever saw on tv.
homepages.cwi.nl/~atanasso/lostde… (girl on the left)
I always used to play the male characters on the sims so i could kiss all the girls. I know the sims have gay/les functions but you have to work very hard to 'make' your character gay. So i was always the guy, it was fun to play. | Questions about time travel..? 1. Would a video camera record and play back whilst time is frozen?
2. Could you take a picture with a standard camera?
3. Would the person traveling through time be able to browse the world wide web whilst all other time is frozen?
4. Would a mobile phone that the time travel has work and what would happen whilst making a call?
5. Would having sex with Angelina Jolie count as rape, even though no one else in the universe know? | 1. Yes, If you have found a way to time travel, it shouldn't be that hard to rewind a video.
2. Yes, don't see why not
3. Yes
4. Yes, but i don't know if anyone would answer if time has been frozen. unless you were phoning someone who was time travelling with you.
5. Yes | American how interesting promote your website? The Internet is full of link building, website promotion and SEO tips. What if we shake things up a little and talk about the way to promote your website which is not being used by many others and which is your own invention. We’d like to present you the most funniest website promotion tips that we collected on the Internet. So, nfl jerseys let your quick wits and ingenuity work to the fullest and imagine what you could do to make your website as popular as possible. Are you ready for the most daring and extravagant deeds? If yes, so let’s go:
1. Give your link to millions of schoolguyren around the world. Let each of them create a little webpage with your link at the bottom. Sit back and enjoy all that lovely linkage.
2. Get a T-shirt with your site URL printed on it, hang out at local festivals with that shirt on, and look for the news van. Hang out behind the reporters while they are on camera.
3. Mail T-shirts with your URL www.buy086.com on them to people around the country. Hunt those people down and kill them when they wear your shirt. This will put your link as a national headline - "The YourWebsite.com Killer Strikes Again!" (And don’t forget to put the T-shirt on when you get arrested!)
4. Post complete crap about Google, Digg or some other monster on your site and then watch all the links pour in as people call you an idiot.
5. Have sex with anyone popular, put it on video and place it on your website www.buy086.com. I’m sure you will get tons of links.
6. Steal flags off flagpoles outside important buildings and schools, and replace them with flags carrying your URL www.buy086.com. It will get on the news.
7. Write your URL on your back with a black marker and run around naked on a soccer field during half time. Ah… this should not work for colored people. They can use a white marker, right?
8. Get Angelina Jolie to name her next baby after your site.
9. Pretend to rob a bank (as part of a film shooting), put a nfl jerseys with your URL www.buy086.com printed on and call local television before you start acting.
10. Donate hundreds of attractive and comfortable T-shirts with your URL printed on to the homeless. You will get links because you actually helped someone else in the process of promoting your site.
Do you have more ideas? You are welcome to post your own fantastic and funniest website promotion tips here. | | There's always a good it companies offering such outsourcing services to clients, but not in perfect patterns. They can have it from morganit and assuranceweb. | LGBT: Who's your (wo)man crush? Who is the person of the opposite sex that you find really attractive. Sometimes these crushes can be sexual.
Mine are:
Kim Kardashian - had a dream we were making out
Halle Berry - she's so gosh darned cute & seems really nice
Nicole Sherzinger - i'd have trouble breathing if i met her: high quality PCD video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=axKGkqODq…
Angelina Jolie - i've liked her since her "weird" stage
Who are yours?? | | Taylor Swift is very cute =P | Girls! Please answer...? I need 3 more girls to respond to this for credit. Please take this simple questionnaire.
1) I am a
A. Male
B. Female
2) I consider my sexual orientation to be
A Straight & Single/Dating
B Straight & In a Serious Relationship
C Gay & Single/Dating
D Gay and In a Serious Relationship
3) Social networking sites like Facebook are
a. Very Important
b. Somewhat Important
c. Not Important
d. They’re Important Because Online Networking is the New Status Quo
4) I use voice Communication programs like Ventrilo and Skype (or Xbox Live Chat Feature, etc)
a. Frequently to strategize in gaming
b. Frequently to BS with friends
c. I don’t game with voice communication
d. I don’t play video games in general.
5) I find I am MOST conscious about my weight/appearance/features
a. After watching an Axe commercial
b. After playing a video game featuring sculpted heroines
c. After glimpsing at a magazine cover in the store
d. None of the above, I’m desensitized to the images of the media
e. In the presence of a crush/the opposite sex
6) The best gaming platform on the market is
a. XBOX
b. PC/ALIENWARE
c. PS3
d. Wii
e. Mobile (Apple, HTC, Droid)
7) I spend
a. 1-3 hours gaming per day
b. 3-6 hours gaming per day
c. 0 hours gaming per day
d. I only game socially or to kill time
e. 7+ hours gaming per day
8) I have played Tomb Raider
a. Yes
b. No
c. I watched the movie with Angelina Jolie. She’s ripped and an accurate representation of Lara Croft.
d. I watched the movie with Angelina Jolie. She exceeds my ideals of Lara Croft.
9) Lara’s newest look is much more slender, scared and doesn’t utilize the Z axis as much as her previous drafts. (Cough, they sized down her chest.) I find this change to be:
a. Positive for the storyline & development of a more realistic Lara
b. Negative for the storyline & development because her sexy features accentuate the fantasy
c. Neutral/No opinion
d. The new game will kick just as much *** because the gameplay and graphics will be far more eye-catching and interesting than checking out a virtual chick.
10) If I could pick one that I would take over the others it would be:
a. Xbox Kinect
b. Playstation Move
c. 3D PC (Alienware/Nvidia)
d. Nintendo 3DS | 1) I am a
B. Female
2) I consider my sexual orientation to be
A Straight & Single/Dating
3) Social networking sites like Facebook are
c. Not Important
4) I use voice Communication programs like Ventrilo and Skype (or Xbox Live Chat Feature, etc)
b. Frequently to BS with friends
5) I find I am MOST conscious about my weight/appearance/features
e. In the presence of a crush/the opposite sex
6) The best gaming platform on the market is
d. Wii
7) I spend
d. I only game socially or to kill time
8) I have played Tomb Raider
a. Yes
9) Lara’s newest look is much more slender, scared and doesn’t utilize the Z axis as much as her previous drafts. (Cough, they sized down her chest.) I find this change to be:
a. Positive for the storyline & development of a more realistic Lara
10) If I could pick one that I would take over the others it would be:
a. Xbox Kinect | Do you think my brother is gay...? My brother doesn't seem to find girls attractive AT ALL. Hes 12, Nearly 13. And it's OK that he doesn't find girls attractive but I'm scared because he DOES call boys good looking A LOT. So I don't know what's going on. Like for example, I started to think he was a little gay because of things he was saying so I showed him some girls and told him to tell me if he thinks they are good looking or not. He did not find ANY of them attractive. He does not see female beauty. I showed him Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie and Adriana Lima. All he could say about them was they are ugly. He even said that Jessica Alba and Adriana Lima have horrible noses and that Angelina Jolie looks like a Robot (WTF) He had NO intrest. And when were watching the Guns N Roses Music video to November Rain and the woman who was meant to be marrying Axl Rose, He kept calling her ugly but the thing is she's soo beautiful, How could he say that? But what is worrying me is he
The other day he kept showing me wrestlers saying "Hes good looking isn't he?" And because I didn't find any of them hot (They were not my type, They were all bald muscly men) He got mad and said "You aren't boy crazy are you?" And he thinks guys like Justin Timberlake is hot, And he ain't all that anyway. He finds a lot of guys good looking. He is very attracted to muscles. He is always talking about boys to me and my sister. He finds them very good looking (Even ones that aren't hot)
Guys, were you like this? Did you like girls your whole life? Like did you know you were straight from a young age because you always found girls attractive or did you start liking girls when you were like 15 or older?
Because my little brother who is 3 already loves girls, Whenever Pussycat dolls are on TV he gets shy and kisses the screen. He loves Nicole!
Would you say he is gay? Please don't give me a lecture about how I should accept him because I will love him no matter what. I just want to know if it's normal that he finds the female sex very ugly.
Thank you all for your help! xOxOx | | I'm gay and i don't think girls are gross, i find them beautiful, just not in a sexual way, maybe he's just going through that: "girls are ugly" phase | Please answer??? Do I scare men away? I am 26 and have been single for about 6 months now.
I am having no luck finding a boyfriend...because, apparently, i look too "independent, according to what my friends say. People do tell me that I am attractive and occasionally, I might get flirted with and check out, also, according to what my friends say. I'm not the type of person who sits around all day to see who is checking me out and who isn't...I believe it is better to just let the universe take it's course out there and I know I'm not everyone's type.
I have dated about 4 guys within this period, and they all do not want to get to know me better...they just want to have sex and call me when it is convenient for them. They do say however, that i'm fun, have a great sense of humour, and that they can talk to me about anything.
When they would ask me if I wanted to be in a relationship, I always answer honestly and usually I would not hear from them.
Except, the last guy i dated told me that he appreciates me, thinks I'm very pretty, and that i'm charming, but that he wants a girl who is more "feminine" and more "submissive".
I also have not has sex with any of these men because I like to wait when I am ready to trust them and I try not to be too much of a flirt, not a tease, and I watch what and how much alcohol I drink if any at all when I'm out on a date.
I'll tell you a bit about myself. I'm not a petite girl. i'm about 5"8 and roughly around 150 pounds. Not fat at all, just average sized. Some people have said i have an Angelina Jolie/Leela from Futurama/Wonder woman quality (not really sure what they mean), but I guess it is because I have full lips and strong facial structure? I am white with blue eyes and medium light brown hair with a couple blue streaks in it. My style is similar to Mila Kunis in Book of Eli. I wear a lot of jean shorts, leggings, boots and concert tees. I guess it is considered a bit of an edgier, tomboyish style. Occasionally, I'll wear a slim fitting dress with detail similar to the look of Tron Legacy. My interests are a little nerdy to some. I love video games, science fiction novels and movies and various forms of electronic music. I am also girly with some things though. I have a gulity pleasure for Sex and The City, make up, love cute animals, funky shoes (cuteoverload.com is my homepage!) and I am almost done my program in school in Fashion Design and I design mostly for women.
I am not trying to put myself on a pepedestalbut I just do not get it. Why would they not want a relationship with me? | I guess it's a problem with being part of a minority (tomboys) similar to me (feminine guy) that we cannot often get the types of people we like. I prefer tomboys more than the average girls, but from my research, tomboys usually prefer alpha-males. I guess it just takes longer and more effort and frustrations to get one you want.
P.S. really cute pictures on your site. | If women are obviously far better fighters than men are like modern movies are now showing,....? ,...then why on earth aren't women out there being forced to sign up for selective service and then forced out on the front lines of military combat if they enlist?
Just look The Matrix and The Matrix Reloaded at the beginning. Female fighter Trinity(who later has a sexual relationship with Neo) took on NUMEROUS male police offiers in the first and NUMEROUS male security guards in the second, YET, these guys were TRAINED FOR COMBAT!
If she can take on multiple men who are cops or security guards, then she should be capable of taking on NUMEROUS male military marines without any problem at all.
Is she and all these other women in all these modern movies are such SUPER FIGHTERS, then wouldn't you want THEM out there on the front lines of combat rather than men since movies are clearly showing us that women are SUPERIOR FIGHTERS TO MEN?
Think of all the lives of men that would be saved.
1. Mila Jovovich from the Resident Evil movies
2.Angelina Jolie from the Tombraider movies
3. That woman in the movie "The Losers"(in the preview, it showed her EASILY taking on a big, tough guy that no normal guy would probably stand a chance against)
4. That woman in the movie Iron Man 2
5. The movie Salt
6. The movie Ultraviolet
7. The movie Aeonflux
8. Lois Griffin in the sitcom Family Guy when she beat a male karate sensei in a sparring match, which she learned from after taking classes there for only a few weeks or months.
9. The Kill Bill movies
10. Dafne in the Scooby Doo Samarai movie where they go to Japan and this big, tough guy who was a tough fighter and a BLACK BELT in karate, YET, Dafne EASILY destroyed him in a sparring match in seconds.
11. I saw the preview of a movie "Your Highness" and it looked STUPID. Again, if women are THAT superior to men in fighting ability, then women should be risking their lives on the front lines of military combat, not men.
Shouldn't WOMEN be forced to join Selective Service INSTEAD OF MEN and shouldn't WOMEN be forced to be on the front lines of combat INSTEAD OF MEN?
For movies to show women being superior fighters to men YET still make only men sign up for Selective Service and be on the front lines of combat is damn insulting to men.
And as far as the whole "giving birth" copout, women can have guys even before they're 20 years old so once they serve their "giving birth" purpose then they should be forced to do what men have to do in the military. Besides, women can be FORCED to get pregnant an give birth before having to join the military and do what men have to do in the military if people are that concerned about the population of an already overpopulated planet.
Men deserve to have it as good as women can have it.
Men deserve abundant sex lives with the women they want it with(and the women they want to get sexual with are supposed to want it with those men JUST AS MUCH as vice versa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).
Men also deserve to have the car they want and race it and drive it.
Men also deserve to have a good life with a job that pays enough to make them happy and have a job they love.
And men also deserve to get what they want out of life.
Also, if it's OK for women to verbally and physical abuse men for the purpose of "funny videos", then it should be just as OK just as much as vice versa where for men to verbally and physically abuse women for the purpose of "funny videos". If it's "funny" to show videos of women kicking men in the balls, then it should just as OK and just as "funny" to show videos of men punching women in their boobs. | | First, separate fantasy from reality. Obviously movies do not have any bearing on the US policy if women in combart. The main reason women are not allowed in combat has absolutely nothing to do with their ability to perform as combatants. In US culture, we as men are raised to protect women. I'm not saying women need protection, and i'm not saying it's right/wrong. I'm saying the studies show that in a combat situation,men will not think rationally where women are concerned and then you have an entire squad sacrificing themselves for one person. If you really think about it, the fact of the matter is that selective service is needed in the event of a global scale conflict and not forcing women to register is protect us from ourselves. |
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